Everyone loves the summer

No other season is funner

But here in Fresno

Where it’s an inferno

We sizzle like bacon and suffer

It’s the best season of the year

A time for hotdogs sodas and beer

Sure Christmas is fine

Thanksgiving divine

But it’s for baseball season I cheer

The government is sending us money

And they’re expecting us to be happy

But they collected the cash

From us through tax

So they must think us all dummies