Gather round, kind folks of this town.

Fill up your beer, and lend me your ear.

I will tell you a tale, so let me regale.

Of legends of old, and hoards of gold.

Perhaps of dragons, or things you cannot fathom.

Many places I’ve been, many things I’ve seen.

Adventuring this land, sword in my hand.

My tales will amaze, with every phrase.

For no one is better, at crafting each letter.

Into fabulous adventuring stories.