I’m Free!

To pay my taxes

To make my mortgage

To pay for classes

I’m Free!

To obey all laws

To drive the speed limit

To please my boss

I’m Free!

To be faithful in marriage

To listen to my wife bitch

To always hold and cherish

I’m Free!

To show up at work

To earn my wage

To tolerate a jerk

I’m Free!

To say what’s acceptable

To limit my desires

To try to make life bearable